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Italian cookies

Chick on Wed November 09, 2005 7:48 AM User is offlineView users profile

For all the wonderful Italians out there, or those who are lucky enough to be
married to an Italian, or to have Italian friends.



An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of
impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette
sprinkled cookies wafting up the stairs.

Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with
even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled
downstairs.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.
Where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven,
for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally
hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled cookies.

Was it heaven?

Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty
years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on
his knees in a crumpled posture.

His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his
mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the
table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife........
"Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."


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Chick
Email: Chick

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Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose

meaux on Wed November 09, 2005 12:55 PM User is offlineView users profile

Guy trying to pickup a gal in a bar sits down, starts small talk, and after a few drinks, says to the gal:

Most people think that the Africian Male is the better endowed of all races, but it's not true...

Oh really, who is? she asks...

It's the American Indian... Also, most people think the French are the greatest lovers.

OK, so who is? she asks...

Why it's the Itailians of course...Also it's the American Redneck with the most stamina...

Hummmm...she says, so what's your name?

Pueblo Soprano, but my friends just call me Bubba...

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Lazy bum who lives off his wife.

01 BMW 530i Sport, 92 Porsche 968, 85 F150, 72 911, 08 GM SUV, 01' Ford Lightnin'

Russell on Wed November 09, 2005 4:00 PM User is offlineView users profile

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take
the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her
to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not
raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to
unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of
the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan
and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a
figured we was friends."




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The difference between liberators and conquerors is the liberators go home.

Chick on Wed November 09, 2005 4:26 PM User is offlineView users profile

Ha Ha..Now these are better than political discussions..All people have a sense of humor, although to varying degrees....

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Chick
Email: Chick

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Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose

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