A Christmas for all you political debaters out there. Enjoy.
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an Republican engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, your presentation is direct, to the point with no fluff or BS, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be a Democrat manager." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.
-------------------------
Good Luck 2 ya,
Timmy
Well I think its funny as hell!
-------------------------
It is...................................In it's own twisted little way.
-------------------------
The difference between liberators and conquerors is the liberators go home.
LOL Nice one
-------------------------
Never knock on deaths door... Ring the doorbell and run away, death really hates that!
That about sums it up. Many a truth is spoken in jest!!!
I don't know who the hell said that!!!
-------------------------
Lazy bum who lives off his wife.
01 BMW 530i Sport, 92 Porsche 968, 85 F150, 72 911, 08 GM SUV, 01' Ford Lightnin'
You just did...???
-------------------------
Chick
Email: Chick
---------------------------------------------
Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose
Heck, or was it , Many a truth "has been" spoken in jest?
I meant to quote some famous person, I just can't remember who that was.
Maybe that old Shakespear feller?
-------------------------
Lazy bum who lives off his wife.
01 BMW 530i Sport, 92 Porsche 968, 85 F150, 72 911, 08 GM SUV, 01' Ford Lightnin'
We've updated our forums!
Click here to visit the new forum
Copyright © 2016 Arizona Mobile Air Inc.