Subject: Brokeback Baby
Two Homosexuals decide to have a baby. They mix their sperms
together and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are
crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the two Homosexuals, she
points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" one Homosexual says to the other.
"All these unhappy babies.... and yet our baby is so happy.
This just proves our love for one another."
The nurse says "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch
what happens when we pull the THERMOMETER out of his Ass"!!
:-)
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Lazy bum who lives off his wife.
01 BMW 530i Sport, 92 Porsche 968, 85 F150, 72 911, 08 GM SUV, 01' Ford Lightnin'
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