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TRB on Thu March 31, 2005 2:28 PM User is offlineView users profile

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has
hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are
injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't
know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troops to help
the Mexican army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European
community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million
replacement Mexicans.

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Chick on Thu March 31, 2005 8:32 PM User is offlineView users profile

Tim, you actually do have a sense of humor...Go figure......

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meaux on Thu March 31, 2005 8:58 PM User is offlineView users profile

Nick says, "Aren't we going to send over 1 million injured Mexicans as well?"

We would Nick, but they refuse to give up their "free health care", and besides, their kids are here in school........learning spanish....:-)

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TRB on Thu March 31, 2005 10:59 PM User is offlineView users profile

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Originally posted by: Chick
Tim, you actually do have a sense of humor...Go figure......


Maybe not, Jack sent me that this morning. He has Mexican roots so I figured it was okay to post.


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RDPaschal on Tue May 03, 2005 7:19 PM User is offlineView users profile

What did Crocket say to Bowie at the Alamo when they saw over 100,000 Mexicans approach?

Are we having a new concrete laid today?

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Texas USA

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TRB on Tue May 03, 2005 9:34 PM User is offlineView users profile

Hey Roger I brought home your information on the RET 2000. So I'll try and give it a read tonight if things go well.

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RDPaschal on Wed May 04, 2005 11:01 AM User is offlineView users profile

Thank you

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RDPaschal on Thu May 12, 2005 11:27 PM User is offlineView users profile

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered the money his parents gave him. "Hmm," he wonders, "How am I gonna get more dough? Then he gets an idea. He calls his Redneck father. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get him into the course."

So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks.

"Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program, that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!" "READ?" says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money. At the end of the semester, the boy has a problem. When he gets home, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home, his father is all excited. "Where's Fido? I just can't wait to hear him talk and listen to him read something!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. This morning, when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street?'

The father says, "I hope you SHOT that liar!" "I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy!"

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Roger Paschal

Texas USA

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

RDPaschal on Thu May 26, 2005 1:47 PM User is offlineView users profile

Joe Bob and Bubba worked together in Memphis and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Joe Bob answered, "panty stitcher, I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs". The clerk looked up 'panty stitcher' on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labor, he gave Joe Bob $80 dollars a week unemployment pay.

Bubba was next in and when asked his occupation, he replied, "diesel fitter". Since 'diesel fitter' was a skilled job, the clerk gave Bubba $160 dollars a week.

When Joe Bob found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The Clerk explained, "panty stitcher's" are unskilled and "diesel fitters" are skilled labor. "What skill?" yelledJoe Bob "I sew the elastic on the panties and the thongs. Bubba puts them over his head and says, "Yep, diesel fitter."


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Texas USA

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