This is along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Know You're a Redneck If....
The first "You Know You're an Auto A/C Geek If...." I have is:
You Know You're an Auto A/C Geek If....
You always have a thermometer in the Vent of your personal car to constantly monitor the Vent Temps.
Anyone have any more?
... if you read this forum daily even when you have no problems with your AC.
;-)
... if you turn on your a/c in the middle of winter just to prove to your buddy that it still has a full charge.
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
.... if you are a college student and fall asleep in small engine class and the teacher calls on you, and you wake up and say,(what are the high and low side pressures)!
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
.... if you and your friends are seriously injured in an auto accident and the first words out of your mouth are, (IS THE CONDENSER ALL RIGHT)!
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
Well, I've got the first two covered.
if you have to pry my manifold gage set from my Cold Dead left hand. (Leave my Browning 12 in my right hand , if you please)
Cordially,
ICE
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If you hear a clutch rapid cycling next to you at a stop light- and look over and it is a ______ model car- and you know what is wrong with it without looking at it....
If you see a car load on a hot day and the windows are open- and you know the year of the car-- a 2001-2002 Uvan- condenser failure!
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The number one A/C diagnostic tool there is- is to know how much refrigerant is in the system- this can only be done by recovering and weighing the refrigerant!!
Just a thought.... 65% of A/C failures in my 3200 car diagnostic database (GM vehicles) are due to loss of refrigerant due to a leak......
... if you place an ad in the newspaper which reads,( Will do MVAC repairs for free, any condition,make or model)
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
... if your A/C components have more chrome on them than the rest of your car.
... if your hero goes by the username of Chick!
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
... if you walk into your local grocery store and ask, ( which isle is the r12 on)
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
.....if you use Nylog as a condiment for food.
......if you use PAG or POE for cooking purposes.
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"Don't get stuck on stupid!"
---- Lt. Gen. Russel Honore
......if you use your vacuum pump for vacuum sealing food products. And you use your micron gauge while doing it.
....... if you check all your house ceiling fans for defective fan clutches.
.......when you go to the doctor, you ask him to check your orfice tube.
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"Don't get stuck on stupid!"
---- Lt. Gen. Russel Honore
Edited: Tue August 16, 2005 at 9:42 PM by TXAB
... if you give your kids nicknames like, ( O/T- A/C- Esther)
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
... if you take your favorite huntin dog compressor huntin.
(Gitter Blue thats a FS6)
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
... if you rig up an A/C system on your push lawn mower just to watch the condensation drip off the pipes.
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
... if you take that failed compressor that you have been bragging on for 20 years and bury it, say a few words over it, then cry like a little baby.
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
You're the only one you know who enjoys a conversation about about superheat, subcooling and saturation points.
You own an infrared thermometer.
You use liquid refrigerant to cool your beverage.
Your garage has more different types of compressor oils than motor oils.
You have a large inventory of dead compressors.
My gosh... we can go on with this one... Shepard777, why'd you have to start this?
Joe
You know you are an a/c geek when you are not scared of "Black Death"!
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May I join the fun? You are an AC geek if:
Your condenser fan rips off the clothes of pedestrians.
Compelled to use recir on a 40 degree day.
Have rerouted your engine exhaust to heat the condenser so you can use your AC in subzero weather.
Have to drive in reverse because your condenser is blocking the windshield.
Required to use an ice pick as an aid to remove your passengers.
Jumping at any new product that promises a degree drop in vent temperature.
Have to return Chick's penguins to the south pole so they can warm up after riding in your vehicle.
Or when someone gives you a lift, you produce a temperature probe from your shirt pocket, place it in the centre vent, frown and exclaim that "Next time, I'll drive!"
LOL Good fun topic Shepherd
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Never knock on deaths door... Ring the doorbell and run away, death really hates that!
Edited: Wed August 17, 2005 at 6:07 AM by Karl Hofmann
... if instead of having pictures of your wife and children in your wallet, you have pictures of your compressor, condenser, clutch fan.
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
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