Texas Drinking Rule
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls to his pistola and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and
the Iraqi, and catches his glass.
He says, "In Texas we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
-------------------------
Don't take life seriously... Its not permanent.
And you think I'm going off the deep end?? But, that is funny...
-------------------------
Chick
Email: Chick
---------------------------------------------
Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose
We've updated our forums!
Click here to visit the new forum
Copyright © 2016 Arizona Mobile Air Inc.