I don't know where this came from, but my sister forwarded it to me today and I thought I would share.
"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone-not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of
subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, loot, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness which, by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. If you are going to stay in this country then learn it or go back to wherever you came from!
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage
and history and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!
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The one, most glaring inconsistency with that statement and our history and heritage, is that the phrase "In God We Trust" was only added to our currency in 1957.
Prior to that all US currency was badged by the statement e pluribus unum. Out of many come one
Our country was NOT founded under the auspecies "one true god" This is something only recently added by religious zealots.
I would not consider that a part of MY heritage as I certainly pre date it. If you begin YOUR history in 1957.......you do have that right............. You do not however, have the right to force your narrow beliefs on me.
As Americans, we are connected by our differences, as well as our similarities. Regardless of where we were born, the languages we speak, or the color of our skin, we are all one people. And we are constantly changing. Get used to it!
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The difference between liberators and conquerors is the liberators go home.
What have they FORCED on you?
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The difference between liberators and conquerors is the liberators go home.
Come on Russell think about how the gay groups continue to force policy change! Beside's that they force people to have to listen to their point of view all the time. Frankly I could careless what they do. But I don't need to hear about it every night on the news.
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Want to annoy a liberal? work hard and be happy!!
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Don't take life seriously... Its not permanent.
Russell, if you saw a man having sex with another man might that change your view or would you enjoy that? or have you already seen that? or have you been a participant
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Don't take life seriously... Its not permanent.
What policies specifically have they FORCED to be changed? How has this affected YOU personally?
I personally am tired of being "forced" to watch advertisements from drug manufacturers all night long. Another product of our lobbyist infested political system.
If I were you, living in Phoenix, I'd be brushing up on my high school spanish (assuming that you had the foresite to study a "foreign" language). With "W"'s APPOINTMENT of Juliet Meyers, you, as a White Christian Conservative are about to become a minority.
Soon Phoenix will have street signs and billboards written in spanish.
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The difference between liberators and conquerors is the liberators go home.
hey, anyone find that number yet??
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Chick
Email: Chick
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Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose
Russell says, "Soon Phoenix will have street signs and billboards written in spanish."
Like the S.W. Side of Houston huh? Only there the signs are Vietnamese.....:-)
I'll bet you speak gook?
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Lazy bum who lives off his wife.
01 BMW 530i Sport, 92 Porsche 968, 85 F150, 72 911, 08 GM SUV, 01' Ford Lightnin'
God we trust on a dollar bill force's me to be to believe in God as much as hearing a gay rights groups rants force's me to to believe their thoughts. Sorry it just means nothing to me. If you try and make an issue out of a couple words on a dollar bill how is that forcing you to believe in God?
Lets be civil here people. We can discuss a topic without getting carried away with names.
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Russell says, "Our country was NOT founded under the auspecies "one true god" This is something only recently added by religious zealots."
You don't know much about history do you? I'll bet you think only "religious zealots" voted for "W" huh? Wow, thats alot of "religious zealots".
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Lazy bum who lives off his wife.
01 BMW 530i Sport, 92 Porsche 968, 85 F150, 72 911, 08 GM SUV, 01' Ford Lightnin'
mkip, khn khip, tht làchó cht
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Don't take life seriously... Its not permanent.
Edited: Fri January 06, 2006 at 5:03 PM by MrBillPro
LOL In god we trust....All others pay cash.
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Never knock on deaths door... Ring the doorbell and run away, death really hates that!
Well, we agree on one thing at least...Pat Robertson is a Kook!
By the way, I'm not a "Christian", and all Christians didn't vote for Bush, or get him elected...But enough Democrats did...With an Education in Politicial Science, you should know better...You should know all people, Religious or not, do not vote the same...Dazzel me with some of that Edgejamakation Russell!
You're just a sucker for whatever the extreme left wing Media tells you...
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Lazy bum who lives off his wife.
01 BMW 530i Sport, 92 Porsche 968, 85 F150, 72 911, 08 GM SUV, 01' Ford Lightnin'
"Yes, I found it 1-800-CIGAR "
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Number has been disconnected.... Oh well, back to the showers..
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Chick
Email: Chick
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Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose
Russell says, "We can straighten this out right now.........................Nobody tells me anything. Except my Dr.'s of course."
LOL! Just callin' em' like I see em'...If nobody tells you anything, why do I keep reading what you say, somewhere else? I guess it's called Deja Moo...Allready heard this Bull before... :-)
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Lazy bum who lives off his wife.
01 BMW 530i Sport, 92 Porsche 968, 85 F150, 72 911, 08 GM SUV, 01' Ford Lightnin'
I recieve information from ALL sources..............(notice my reference to Pat Robertson) and separate the facts from the fiction.
By the way, yes I watched him shamelessly decree that Ariel Sharones' recent health problems were the actions of "god" paying retrobution to those who would separate the holy land.
When was the last time you listened to NPR on your way to work?
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The difference between liberators and conquerors is the liberators go home.
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