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Red Neck Jokes-No Offense please..:)

Chick on Thu February 16, 2006 6:58 AM User is offlineView users profile

A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books- POOF - up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose

meaux on Thu February 16, 2006 10:30 AM User is offlineView users profile

Those are good ones!

Ya know why they can't solve crimes in Alabama?

Everybody has the same DNA, and there are no Dental Records!

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Lazy bum who lives off his wife.

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Tennessee_Timmy on Thu February 16, 2006 10:12 PM User is offlineView users profile

Ouch!

Gee Chick, did they all have to be Tennessee? You could've at least changed a few of them to Georgia or Alabama.

Oh, well, I guess the truth hurts


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Good Luck 2 ya,
Timmy

Chick on Thu February 16, 2006 11:42 PM User is offlineView users profile

Sorry Timmy, I did think about you when I posted them..But they are how I received them...And didn't want to piss off any more people than I had to to in the name of humor......

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TRB on Fri February 17, 2006 12:00 AM User is offlineView users profile

Timmy, I just glad the "Chick" decided to pick on someone else for once!

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Chick on Fri February 17, 2006 1:18 AM User is offlineView users profile

Now Tim, you "KNOW" this was just a minor distraction, and your time will come...again.....and again....and again....

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Tennessee_Timmy on Fri February 17, 2006 7:41 PM User is offlineView users profile

I've got big shoulders. Pile it on... and on...and on.


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Good Luck 2 ya,
Timmy

Chick on Fri February 17, 2006 7:54 PM User is offlineView users profile

Well Timmy, I think if more of could laugh at ourselves, there would be a lot less grief in this world..So I'll open this can of worms, and duck behind the penguin pen. I'm half French on my fathers side (Been here since the revolution though) and my Mothers madian name is Jorgenson (Danish, second generation in this counrty) ) which right now isn't popular with some parts of the world.. Ok I said it, and I'm glad....

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Tennessee_Timmy on Sat February 18, 2006 1:51 PM User is offlineView users profile

The French have been easy targets for a long time, but I'm not sure I've ever heard a Danish joke.

As far as laughing at myself, that's easy, but I'll post some engineer jokes just in case.

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Good Luck 2 ya,
Timmy

TRB on Sat February 18, 2006 2:02 PM User is offlineView users profile

French and Danish, I going to have to re-think our friendship now.

Timmy you should have been around when my friend Chick was pushing that Poly Alpha cooking oil. Talk about two freinds giving each other a hard time!

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Chick on Sat February 18, 2006 2:04 PM User is offlineView users profile

Poly Alpha , it worked...Nice deep fried penguin wings...

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TRB on Sat February 18, 2006 2:10 PM User is offlineView users profile

See the secret is out, you're the real man behind the penguin plague!

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Edited: Sat February 18, 2006 at 2:10 PM by TRB

Chick on Sat February 18, 2006 2:14 PM User is offlineView users profile

penguin plague?? I have no idea what you are talking about....
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it....

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TRB on Sat February 18, 2006 2:20 PM User is offlineView users profile

I see how you are, trying to blame Jack and I all the time. But just like with everything in the ac business the real story does get out. You better not edit of do any of your moderator clean ups with your admission chef!

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Chick on Sat February 18, 2006 5:45 PM User is offlineView users profile



you must have me confused with moderator(s) of other boards my friend....
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French and Danish, I going to have to re-think our friendship now.
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Hey, I may be half French and Half danish...But no "Arizonian" blood in me.... Thats a "race" I can do without...All those people walking around with "Sun fried brains"..Oh the humanity....

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TRB on Sat February 18, 2006 5:50 PM User is offlineView users profile

Keep it up "Jersey" boy! Wonder which vendor you complained did not ship you your items this past week! Only to find them after they send out replacements. Heck of a way to cut down on your overhead!

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Chick on Sun February 19, 2006 6:03 AM User is offlineView users profile

You have to blame the "Arizonian" chapter of the USPS on that one... Hell, they couldn't even deliver a letter from New Jersey to you...Opps...Uh, forget that one, yeah, I never said that...."SOME" arizonians are nice people.. That was just the New Jersey weather talking..


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