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Bath tub test...(joke)

Chick on Mon October 09, 2006 7:34 PM User is offlineView users profile

The Bathtub Test
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> During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
>Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient
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> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we
>offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
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> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would
>use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
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> "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
>Do you want a bed near the window?"
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> DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?










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Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose

NickD on Tue October 10, 2006 9:15 PM User is offline

Hey, Chick, this man drives into a mental asylum and drops a wheel because all of this lug nuts fell off, he is standing there scratching his head trying to figure out what to do. An inmate walks over and says, why don't you take just one lug off each wheel and use those to hold on your dropped wheel. You can make it into town driving slowly and buy your lost lug nuts.

The man says, hey, what are you doing in here, you are very intelligent!

The inmate replies, they put me in here because I am crazy, not stupid.

Apparently your director puts people in his mental asylum because they are stupid, rather than being crazy. But then, maybe that director is both stupid and crazy.

LOL

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