Obama has been in office for at least one full working day. With his magic abilities I would assume we no longer have a deficit and terror is a thing of the past.
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God took seven days to create, and JC took 3 days to rise; so we should give this new guy a few more days. He and his staff are currently addressing terror by closing Gitmo and "reaching out" (denial?), and evaluating the deficit with "Turbotax"; claiming that any errors will be purely unintentional.
Well the media should shortly return to their "sky is falling" style of reporting about the economy, after taking a week off to giggle and pee their pants ("this is so exciting") over the inauguration. Be sure not to miss the 24 hr a day "screeching" about little Kaylee Anthony, there apparently has never been a child murder as newsworthy.
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Was hoping Obama would abolish the IRS, going nuts again during tax time, did you know that the IRS has one thousand and twenty five different forms on their site?
Quite an issue about John G. Roberts Jr. not reciting that 35 word oath properly, but Obama took 30 seconds last night to do it right. The Chinese government didn't like his inaugural address, blocked this live broadcast and deleted the words communism and dissent.
Didn't watch the ceremony, too boring, but just enough to get disgusted that a lot of people are putting all their faith in one man, should have faith in themselves. Plan on testing Obama with letters of my complaints, wonder if he will listen or not. Still feel that office was made way too powerful for any one person. And no one man can please everybody. But did put up strict new rules for lobbyists.
The other day I received my new mortgage payment book for 2009. Was that not supposed to go to Obama? After all I thought he was going to take care of everyone bills if elected! Karl he has been paring for this job for years. One would think all he would have had to do was tap his heals together and all would be better.
Nick I know they did not list the amount of new forms. So if you counted them you are a very sick man my friend.
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Just was curious, went to the IRS site, highlighted all the forms they listed, took a few seconds, then clicked on download, said that I have selected 1,025 forms. No, I didn't proceed with the download, just left the site, only have 500 GBs on my computer.
Here is a nice poem you can enjoy:
"Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ####.Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.Put these words
Upon his tomb,
Taxes drove me
to my doom...'When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge T ax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was
the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?"
1,025 different IRS forms with over 11,000 pages of rules and regulations is sick. In my humble opinion, and this is just the tip of the iceberg as you can see from above.
I think if people had to pay a lump sum at the end of the year for all the taxes collected be it payroll, state, gas and so on. They would wake up to what the heck is going on with our money. But since we only see a dime here or a dime there taken they think it's not that bad and the politicians are trying to do what's right. I'm not as old as many of you around here but I can't remember a politician that looked our for the people. Now were going to turn into an extension of France. Not sure I would want to live anywhere else but sure don't like what I see being laid out for our country. While I don't think Obama is going to help our country much. He is just one part in the mess we call Washington!
As far as the tax game. I just use Turbotax and it seems to work fine for my inconsequential income.
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While he isnt the majic that people would like at least he doe mention the economy and trying to help the people. McCain seemed only interested in sticking with Iraq and much the same thing Bush has been doing.
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2008 Chevrolet Impala LS
1981 Pontiac Bonneville
2007 Sears Craftsman Lawn Tractor
1985 Chevrolet Caprice
1986 John Deere 165 lawn tractor
MrBill, Thanks for the number of days correction.
Nick, that list was ugly, and I know there is more.
I have lost my faith & confidence in the political system also.
I guess the lawyers slipped a letter in while we were looking the other way.
Instead of "For the People", it must now read "Fork the People"
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With all due respect, I'm pretty sure that the Earth took a little longer than a few days to make.... I prefer to side with Charles Darwin.
Whether or not you like Obama or not, your only option is to stand behind him otherwise you are all up the creek, I would say that this is not the time for petty squabbling... You are all gonna have to pay more taxes and reduce your lifestyle..... The golden days are over for the foreseeable future
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Never knock on deaths door... Ring the doorbell and run away, death really hates that!
Best keep an eye on your own issues!! When you have them corrected give us a call.
I could handle paying more taxes if it were going to something of worth and not corrupt politicians and their friends.
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Depends on how much Scotch is left in the bottle!
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With a proposed 275 billion dollar tax cut that works out to about $2,750 less taxes per working person. After I do my taxes, can I just subtract $5,500.00 from my tax bill and send that in?
Nag, Nag, Nag!!!
If all of you would work as much as you complained, you might get something done!
Maybe work at being a politician someday so you could line your pockets like the rest of them in Washington, but yet have a logical explanation for everything!
Well I have a lot of work to do! Talk to you guys in another month or so!
I line my pockets the old fashioned way, by working!
Elmer Fudd for President 2012 - Bugs Bunny Vice President!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just another brick in the wall
Had a little mule I fed him castor oil and every time he jumped the fence he fertilized the soil
That's fantastic Karl! Since you're so understanding please send all of this surplus revenue across the pond to help with this increased spending!
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