"Maybe he needs the money for the new car payments/full coverage insurance"

Clearly a joke. Get a bicycle

5 dollars gets you all of them, then you can figure it out. Cheaper than 13

Tim, ever hear the expression about beating a dead horse. I'm out

I got that.
Re-read what I wrote. New doesn't mean anything anymore, clean them.
I suggested you try a different pump, you ignored that suggestion.
All you did was repeat what you already posted

IMO you have a leak somewhere, especially when F shows 124306.
Or the pump is NG.

I would try them on another pump

Another possibility is they are oil logged. Rinse with Isopropyl alcohol and dry well

Truer words were never spoken....

You start testing the tightness of a system by connecting a gauge directly to the pump, with no other fittings. If the pump is a decent brand, with fresh oil, and the gauge is a decent brand, you should be at about 60 microns in one or two minutes. If this is not happening, then check the above para...

Agree!!!

Agree with John.

The thermodynamics of refrigerants dictates the sizes.